Tumblr (3.0; @joestump)http://joestump.tumblr.com/Her: Love fucking sucks.<br /> Her: And the last sex we had was mediocre because we had to be quiet (It was at his brother's house and there's no door on his room).<br /> Her: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO OUT!<br /> Her: I should at LEAST get some breakup sex out of all this bullshit.<br /> Her: Maybe I should buy a new vibrator.http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/236224713http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/236224713Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:02:29 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnlskOy5Q1qznqkoo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/234206444http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/234206444Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:48:20 -0500Me: You reviewed, had me make changes, and then got a boner.<br /> Ian: I was too busy with the boner to review the new stuff.http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/206059228http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/206059228Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:31:47 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" 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wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/151721341http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/151721341Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:18:00 -0400<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/0j9t50QtYq09x80aOUIMDXVvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/143399277http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/143399277Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:50:03 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RLMNZ6xY6YY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RLMNZ6xY6YY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/143109524http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/143109524Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:03:43 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VZPrLClJUhE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VZPrLClJUhE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/141399200http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/141399200Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:36:02 -0400<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/0j9t50QtYpuo7f0b1OQvOk30o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/140731227http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/140731227Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:43:20 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/je1KOcBYGjM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/je1KOcBYGjM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/138506930http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/138506930Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:45:18 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-jBKKV2V8eU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-jBKKV2V8eU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/137662115http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/137662115Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:09:03 -0400David: It's small and very effective.<br /> David: And pretty.<br /> Me: Just how I like my women (and assassins, incidentally).http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/137040499http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/137040499Tue, 07 Jul 2009 08:14:59 -0400<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/0j9t50QtYp5lnwo8An34VjzLo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/130237469http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/130237469Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:37:56 -0400<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28852">95 Percent Of Opinions Withheld On Visit To Family.</a>http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/130061257http://joestump.tumblr.com/post/130061257Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:27:51 -0400