May
18th
Mon
18th
May
14th
Thu
14th
May
12th
Tue
12th
May
11th
Mon
11th
May
9th
Sat
9th
Apr
27th
Mon
27th
- Me: Just wondering if my order is ready for pickup.
- Her: What's your last name?
- Me: "Stump"; just like a cut off tree.
- Her: How do you spell your last name?
- Me: *sigh* S-T-U-M-P; just like a cut off tree.
- Her: I *love* that people from my high school are just now leaving Myspace for Facebook.
- Her: Can't wait till they discover Twitter in 3 years.
Apr
23rd
Thu
23rd
- Him: I've never been to Thailand.
- Me: You absolutely would end up killing yourself there now that I think about it.
- Me: Not sure you can be trusted in a country where you can do whatever you want without consequences.
- Him: That sounds like my kind of country.
- Me: Especially one where you can walk into a bar and ask for a beer, spliff, mushroom shake, and be served with a smile with no questions asked.
- Me: All for less than $80.
- Him: Yeah, I'd die.
- Him: No question.
