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Me:
Just wondering if my order is ready for pickup.
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Her:
What's your last name?
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Me:
"Stump"; just like a cut off tree.
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Her:
How do you spell your last name?
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Me:
*sigh* S-T-U-M-P; just like a cut off tree.
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Her:
I *love* that people from my high school are just now leaving Myspace for Facebook.
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Her:
Can't wait till they discover Twitter in 3 years.
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Him:
I've never been to Thailand.
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Me:
You absolutely would end up killing yourself there now that I think about it.
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Me:
Not sure you can be trusted in a country where you can do whatever you want without consequences.
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Him:
That sounds like my kind of country.
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Me:
Especially one where you can walk into a bar and ask for a beer, spliff, mushroom shake, and be served with a smile with no questions asked.
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Me:
All for less than $80.
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Him:
Yeah, I'd die.
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Him:
No question.